tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2348354055883843712011-11-05T11:00:29.248+02:00Stefan_Jrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18285758276226768389noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-234835405588384371.post-66104593163843910652011-08-03T11:18:00.003+03:002011-08-03T12:04:34.293+03:00salut...<br />Pana acum nu am mai scris bancuri si de aceea azi veti rade daca vreti.<br /><br />1. -Bula! Cum iti imaginezi tu scoala ideala?<br />-Inchisa, doamna, inchisa!<br /><br />2. Justin vine de la scoala:<br />-Mama, azi am produs material explozibil in timpul orelor de curs.<br />La care mama sa:<br />-Si maine ce faceti la scoala?<br />-Care scoala?!<br /><br />3. Care e diferenta dintre un om optimist si un om pesimist care cad de la etajul 10.<br />Pesimistul:<br />-Mooooor!!!<br />Optimistul:<br />-Zboooooor!!!<br /><br />4. Un tigan nebun se plimaba pe marginea unui lac.la un moment dat gaseste pe mal un pestisor de aur.Acesta ii promite inplinirea a trei dorinete daca il arunca in apa.Nebunul accepta si se gandeste:<br />-Vreau sa fiu sanatos!<br />BOOM<br />Tiganul scapa de nebunie si devine perfect sanatos.In culmea extazului zice.<br />-Hauleu!!!Sunt sanatos, lua-m-ar dracu'!<br />BOOM<br />Tiganul se trezeste in iad,inconjurat de draci focuri si cazane cu smoala. Speriat de moarte zice:<br />-Am ajuns in iad, Sa-nebunesc!<br />BOOM<br /><br />5. De ce au barbati cunostinata curata?<br />Inca nu au folosit-o.<br /><br />Si daca suntem la capitolul asta vizionati acest filmulet:<br /><br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-225550f5cd2f8630" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v19.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D225550f5cd2f8630%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331486148%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D5ECC6CACE72F772ED1751C74B1F3BCF973133937.62E72514F5626778FCCED2F7E2ECDD685862D5BF%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D225550f5cd2f8630%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DI9erNgp5Cfi6vPu6qHPxL_LSy5g&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v19.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D225550f5cd2f8630%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331486148%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D5ECC6CACE72F772ED1751C74B1F3BCF973133937.62E72514F5626778FCCED2F7E2ECDD685862D5BF%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D225550f5cd2f8630%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DI9erNgp5Cfi6vPu6qHPxL_LSy5g&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/234835405588384371-6610459316384391065?l=stefan-jr.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stefan_Jrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18285758276226768389noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-234835405588384371.post-48616359784181392952011-07-05T12:10:00.005+03:002011-07-05T12:38:05.361+03:00buna...<br />poate vreti sa stiti care va este cea mai buna zi din aceasta luna(iulie) sau o zi proasta. Acum le veti putea vedea aici:<br />-<span style="color:#ff0000;">capricorn</span> :<br />best days:9, 16, 24<br />bad days:4, 12 ,29<br />-<span style="color:#ff0000;">varsator</span>:<br />best days:6, 13 ,27<br />bad days: 9,16,25<br />-<span style="color:#ff0000;">pesti</span><span style="color:#000000;">:</span><br />best days:4, 15, 26<br />bad days:2,16,28<br />-berbec:<br />best days: 9, 17 ,28<br />bad days: 3, 14, 20<br />-<span style="color:#ff0000;">taur</span>:<br />best days: 4,11,21<br />bad days: 7, 22 ,28<br />-<span style="color:#ff0000;">gemeni</span>:<br />best days: 2, 9, 23<br />bad days: 8, 19, 25<br />-<span style="color:#ff0000;">rac</span>:<br />best days: 1, 12 ,22<br />bad days: 10, 18, 26<br />-<span style="color:#ff0000;">leu</span>:<br />best days: 10, 17, 28<br />bad days: 3, 12, 24<br />-<span style="color:#ff0000;">fecioara</span>:<br />best days: 5, 11, 26<br />bad days: 7, 19, 29<br />-<span style="color:#ff0000;">balanta</span>:<br />best days: 2, 11, 30<br />bad days: 8, 14, 25<br />-<span style="color:#ff6666;">s</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">corpion</span>:<br />best days: 2, 16, 21<br />bad days : 10, 18, 25<br />-<span style="color:#ff0000;">S</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">agetator</span>:<br />best days: 7, 12, 27<br />bad days: 1, 9, 25<br /><br />Sper sa va ajute aceste mici informatii. :-)<br /><br />Daca v-au placut si alte postari dati la postare mai veche si o sa le gasiti.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/234835405588384371-4861635978418139295?l=stefan-jr.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stefan_Jrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18285758276226768389noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-234835405588384371.post-30058606700755821782011-06-09T22:30:00.010+03:002011-06-09T22:41:11.593+03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.sport.ro/video/ge/vid/NDM4NzI=" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300"></embed></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/234835405588384371-3005860670075582178?l=stefan-jr.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stefan_Jrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18285758276226768389noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-234835405588384371.post-37008671889764957052011-04-26T11:12:00.005+03:002011-05-11T08:35:52.216+03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-USIPplfbpMo/TbZ-vng3IzI/AAAAAAAAAVo/q1T2IglAT_E/s1600/avatar_stefan.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 140px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-USIPplfbpMo/TbZ-vng3IzI/AAAAAAAAAVo/q1T2IglAT_E/s200/avatar_stefan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5599802543207555890" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Salut !<br /><br />Bine v-am gasit!<br />Acesta este primul meu articol.<div>Pe masura ce imi vin idei o sa le scriu si pentru voi.</div><div>Ma rog, alea care cred eu ca prezinta interes pentru voi :) Acesta este ,,Avatarul" meu :))<br /><br />Daca gasiti ceva ce v-ar interesa, trimiteti-mi un mesaj.<br /></div><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/234835405588384371-3700867188976495705?l=stefan-jr.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stefan_Jrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18285758276226768389noreply@blogger.com3